Hemp Without Limits. Craft Without Compromise.
Slaphappy Hemp Company isn’t here to follow the rules—we’re here to rewrite them. Born from the belief that hemp should be bold and free from industry fluff, we set out to create something different. What started as a small hemp beverage company has evolved into a full-blown farm and craft movement, fueled by passion, grit, and a relentless pursuit of quality. Every product we make is designed for those who demand more from their hemp.
More Than a Brand—A Movement.
This isn’t corporate cannabis, and it never will be. We take pride in doing things our way—by embracing the craft, honoring tradition, and never compromising on quality. Every bottle, every cannabinoid comes from a place of respect for the plant and a desire to create products that actually matter. Slaphappy Hemp is about pushing boundaries, challenging expectations, and refusing to settle for mediocrity.
Our Story
Slaphappy Hemp Company was founded by craft-obsessed makers who saw a gap in the hemp industry—products either felt overly commercialized or lacked the kind of care and attention that true craft requires. So we built something different. We started small, growing the best hemp, experimenting with formulations, and staying true to our mission: quality over quantity, craft over convenience.
Over time, word spread. Farmers markets, word of mouth, and a growing community of people who actually cared about what went into their hemp products fuels our growth. We aren’t focused on scaling up fast or churning out mass-produced junk—we want to get every detail right. And that’s exactly what we do.
Why We Do It
- Craftsmanship Over Hype: Hemp is more than just a trend to us. We approach every product like a craft distiller, perfecting each batch for quality and consistency.
- Transparency First: No mystery ingredients, no corporate nonsense—just clean, small-batch hemp products made with intention.
- Alternative Mindset: Whether it’s an alcohol-free buzz, a powerful tincture for relief, an infused olive oil that changes the game, or our reliving salve, we’re here to provide alternatives that work.
- Challenging the Norm: The wellness industry is full of hollow promises and overblown marketing. We believe in keeping things real.
The Slaphappy Hemp Difference
We’re not here to mass-produce or slap a label on something generic. Everything we do is intentional, from ingredient sourcing to packaging design to the rebellious spirit behind our brand. Here’s what sets us apart:
- Small-Batch Production: Unlike big hemp companies that pump out massive quantities, we focus on quality over quantity.
- Full Transparency: COAs (Certificates of Analysis) are available for every batch, ensuring that what’s on the label is what’s in the bottle.
- Creative Formulations: We’re not cranking out the same old hemp products—you can get that anywhere. We craft bold, top-shelf solutions like Mellocello™, Dolor, Felix Folia, and our powerhouse salves, Pax Centurion and Shield Maiden.
- Deep Roots in the Craft Community: We approach hemp the way a master brewer approaches beer or a distiller approaches whiskey—with respect, patience, and dedication.
Our Products
Everything we make is designed for those who think differently, who challenge the status quo, and who demand more from their hemp. Here’s a glimpse at our lineup:
- Mellocello™: A hemp-infused alcohol alternative inspired by the classic limoncello, but with an edge.
- Dolor Tinctures: Full-spectrum and isolate tinctures crafted for real relief, whether you want THC in the mix or not.
- Felix Folia: A premium Italian olive oil infused with CBD for a culinary experience that refuses to be ordinary.
- Pax Centurion and Shield Maiden Salves: Infused with powerful botanicals and crafted for relief and comfort.
Where We’re Going
The journey doesn’t stop here. Slaphappy Hemp is growing, but we’re committed to staying true to our roots. We’re expanding our product lines, refining our formulations, and reaching more people who believe in what we’re doing. But no matter how big we get, the mission stays the same: hemp crafted with integrity, transparency, and a commitment to real results.
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Whether you’re here for the products, the story, or the rebellion, we invite you to be part of what we’re building. Follow us, share your story, and most importantly—demand more from your hemp. This is just the beginning.
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