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Slaphappy Hemp Company Aug 13, 2025

Your Favorite Hemp Myths, Busted (Missouri Edition)

Think hemp can't get you high? Missouri’s hemp myths, busted. Learn the truth about hemp products and how they fit your life.

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Slaphappy Hemp Company Aug 7, 2025

Hemp Drinks and the Social Scene: Why They Belong in Every Missouri Bar

Hemp drinks are changing Missouri’s nightlife. Learn why bars should serve them and how they create a better, hangover-free social scene.

Slaphappy Hemp Company Jul 31, 2025

Veterans, Hemp, and Healing: Why Missouri Can’t Afford to Wait

Missouri veterans need access to hemp now. Learn how hemp supports pain, anxiety, and sleep—and why legislation threatens that access.

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Slaphappy Hemp Company Jul 24, 2025

How to Decode COAs (Certificates of Analysis) Without a Science Degree

Learn how to read a hemp COA without a science degree. Our simple guide helps you check cannabinoid content, potency, and safety.

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Slaphappy Hemp Company Jul 17, 2025

From Seed to Sip: The Craft Hemp Beverage Revolution in Missouri

Missouri is leading the craft hemp beverage movement. Learn how local makers are creating flavorful, high-quality hemp drinks from seed to sip.

Slaphappy Hemp Company Jul 8, 2025

Rest in Peace, Waxy

Honoring Daniel “Waxy” Jones—hemp pioneer, Navy vet, fearless cannabis advocate, and beloved friend. Your craft and courage live on, brother.

Slaphappy Hemp Company May 13, 2025

Something Big Is Coming to Rosebud

Something big is coming to Rosebud, MO. Slaphappy Hemporium is opening soon—faith-forward, hemp-powered, and nothing like you've seen before.

Slaphappy Hemp Company Apr 30, 2025

Help Us Bring “Rootz Won’t Bow” to Life

Slaphappy Hemp is looking for a local artist to record their anthem, Rootz Won’t Bow. Hear the song and contact John if you’re ready to rise.

Slaphappy Hemp Company calls out lawmakers' hypocrisy and urges readers to speak up about the protection of kratom while hemp gets crushed under the boot of tyranny

John Grady Apr 18, 2025

Missouri’s Double Standard: The Kratom Loophole vs. the Hemp Crackdown

Missouri protects kratom while cracking down on legal hemp. John Grady calls out lawmakers' hypocrisy and urges readers to speak up.

Slaphappy Hemp Company Apr 8, 2025

SB 54 Attempts to Ban Natural, Full-Spectrum Hemp Products in Missouri

Missourians face a ban on full-spectrum hemp products. Stop SB 54 now and preserve craft hemp flower, tinctures & salve for vital natural relief.

Slaphappy Hemp Company objects to Missouri SB 54

John Grady Mar 25, 2025

Objection to SB 54

Objection to SB 54 exposes constitutional violations, federal overreach, and restrictions on hemp farming and free speech under Missouri law.

Slaphappy hemp welcomed VFW leadership and State representatives for their field day.

John Grady Aug 30, 2024

Field Day at Slaphappy Hemp: A Semper Gumby Success

Join Slaphappy Hemp's fight against Missouri's hemp regulations as we recap our VFW leadership event and discuss the future of hemp-derived cannabinoids for veterans.

Protect Missouri's Hemp Industry from Corrupt Marijuana by reading this article and donating!

John Grady Aug 7, 2024

Here is our response to what is happening in Missouri

Join the fight to protect hemp in Missouri. Your support matters. Donate to the Missouri Hemp Trade Association and help make hemp great again.

Celebrate Independence with Slaphappy Hemp

John Grady Jul 4, 2024

Celebrating Independence with Slaphappy Hemp

Celebrate Independence Day with Slaphappy Hemp: Honoring American freedom, unity, and the rich history of hemp in our nation's journey.

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John Grady Jun 29, 2024

Making Up for Forgotten Father’s Day and Celebrating True Freedom This 4th of July

Celebrate Independence Day and Father's Day with Slaphappy Hemp: A patriotic toast to freedom, family, and hemp-infused celebration.

John Grady Jun 6, 2024

Planting Monarch OG – A Tribute to Papa on D-Day

Honoring D-Day heroes and family legacy, Slaphappy Hemp plants Monarch OG cultivar, celebrating resilience, history, and the magic of 42.

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John Grady May 25, 2024

Honoring Our Heroes This Memorial Day

A powerful Memorial Day reflection by a veteran, honoring sacrifices of service members and challenging Americans to remember and live up to the ideals of freedom.

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John Grady May 17, 2024

Slaphappy Hemp's Milestones: Legislative Wins, Mental Health Advocacy, and Farmers' Market Debut

Slaphappy Hemp Company navigates legislative challenges, supports veteran mental health, and joins Washington Farmers' Market to promote hemp and community wellness.

John Grady May 14, 2024

Advocating for Veterans and Hemp Farmers: Slaphappy Hemp's Efforts at the Capitol and Upcoming Mental Health Fair

Slaphappy Hemp Company advocates for veterans at Missouri Capitol and VFW Mental Health Fair, supporting comprehensive mental health resources and hemp farming.

Get your Mother's Day Survival Kit from Slaphappy Hemp!

John Grady May 11, 2024

Mother's Day Survival Kit: A Guide to Staying Sane with Slaphappy Hemp Company

Discover Slaphappy Hemp Company's Mother's Day gift guide featuring hemp-infused products to help moms unwind, relax, and tackle motherhood with ease.

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John Grady May 10, 2024

Hemp Legislation Watch: Urgent Updates and Opportunities

Slaphappy Hemp Company navigates critical Missouri hemp legislation, advocating for farmers' rights, veteran support, and innovative cannabinoid therapies amid regulatory challenges.

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John Grady May 8, 2024

Missouri's Moment: Can it Lead the Charge for Balanced Hemp Regulation

Exploring hemp industry regulatory challenges across Iowa, Florida, Wyoming, and Missouri, highlighting the complex landscape of hemp legislation and its economic impacts.