Your Favorite Hemp Myths, Busted (Missouri Edition)
For something that’s been around for thousands of years, hemp sure gets misunderstood. In Missouri, where hemp products are showing up in everything from beverages to topicals, misinformation can still make people hesitant to give it a try. Whether it’s outdated fears, confusion with marijuana, or flat-out bad science, hemp myths need busting.
Let’s set the record straight—Missouri style.
Myth #1: Hemp Can’t Get You High
It depends. Hemp and marijuana are both cannabis, but “hemp” is legally defined as cannabis containing 0.3% or less Delta-9 THC by dry weight in its raw form. That limit is about farming compliance, not a guarantee you won’t feel anything.
Once hemp is extracted and concentrated, or when other inebriating cannabinoids are added, you can absolutely feel psychoactive effects. Plenty of hemp-derived products... from vape carts to gummies to beverages... are made specifically to deliver that buzz.
If you want non-inebriating hemp, stick to products that are clearly labeled, third-party tested, and verified low in THC or other intoxicants. If you want the buzz, hemp can do that too. The plant isn’t the problem... the process and formulation decide the ride.
Myth #2: All Hemp Products Are the Same
This is like saying all coffee tastes the same. Quality matters... a lot. Everything from how the hemp is grown to the extraction method to whether the brand provides COAs affects the final product.
Cheap, mass-produced hemp items often lack potency, flavor, or even accurate labeling. Missouri’s craft hemp scene, on the other hand, takes pride in small-batch quality and full transparency.
Myth #3: Hemp Is Just a Trend
Hemp isn’t going anywhere. It’s been used for rope, fabric, food, and wellness for centuries. The recent boom in hemp-derived cannabinoids like CBD isn’t a passing fad... it’s part of a larger shift toward plant-based wellness options.
In Missouri, hemp is already woven into the local economy through farms, markets, and events. The Slaphappy Hemporium is proof this movement has staying power.
Myth #4: Hemp Doesn’t Actually Work
Plenty of Missourians can tell you otherwise. Hemp interacts with the body’s endocannabinoid system, which helps regulate mood, sleep, pain, and inflammation. Studies support its potential for:
- Easing stress and anxiety
- Supporting better sleep
- Managing mild to moderate pain
- Promoting general wellness
It’s not magic, but when you get a well-made product, hemp can absolutely deliver.
Myth #5: You Can’t Drink Hemp
False... and you’re missing out. Hemp-infused beverages are one of the fastest-growing product categories in Missouri, and for good reason. They’re flavorful, social, and offer a hangover-free alternative to alcohol.
If you haven’t explored our beverages yet, you’re in for a treat.
Myth #6: Hemp Is Only for “Certain” People
Hemp isn’t a niche thing... it’s for anyone who wants to feel better without heavy side effects. Our customers include young professionals, retirees, athletes, veterans, and busy parents. If you can enjoy a cup of coffee or a glass of iced tea, you can enjoy hemp.
Myth #7: Missouri Hemp Laws Make It Too Risky
While legislation like SB-54 has stirred uncertainty, hemp products are still legal here as long as they meet federal THC limits. Brands like Slaphappy Hemp stay on top of compliance so you don’t have to worry.
Why Busting These Myths Matters
Misinformation holds people back from trying something that could genuinely improve their daily life. By breaking down these myths, we’re making space for more Missourians to experience the benefits of hemp.
Experience the Truth for Yourself
The best way to bust a myth is to try hemp for yourself. Stop by the Slaphappy Hemporium to taste, touch, and learn about hemp products in a space that’s all about transparency and quality. From hemp drinks to topicals, we’ll walk you through what’s in them, how to use them, and why they work.
If you can’t make it in person, reach out to us with your questions... we’re here to help you separate fact from fiction.
