Something Big Is Coming to Rosebud
You ever see a freight train coming before you hear it? That’s us right now.
Slaphappy Hemporium is on the move—and our next stop is Rosebud, Missouri. We just locked in the business license, and the wheels are turning fast. This isn’t some sleepy storefront selling gas station gummies and generic CBD. This is a full-blown, faith-forward, hemp-powered experience.
We’re talkin’:
- Hemp clothes that actually fit like your favorites
- Hemp rope strong enough to tow a truck
- Hemp hats, paper, canvas, and materials tough enough to build with
- And yeah, our full line of craft hemp drinks—including the one and only Mellocello
It’s more than a store. It’s a vibe. A lounge. A garden. A place where you can sip a flight of hemp beverages like you’re sampling fine wine—except you’re tasting what this miracle plant can really do.
John’s basically the Bubba Gump of hemp at this point, and Kara’s steering the whole ship with grace and grit.
Opening day’s not set yet—but it’s coming. And when it hits, Rosebud won’t know what hit it.
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Slaphappy Hemporium.
Est. 2025 – Built by veterans. Rooted in faith. Powered by hemp.
