Where Hemp, Community, and a Little Bit of Attitude Meet

We are not your average hemp shop, we are not corporate, we are not some fly by night pop up pushing mystery products. If Cracker Barrel swapped the rocking chairs for HempWood floors, replaced the gift shop with shelves of Mellocello™ and hemp made goods served truth alongside everything else, you would have the Slaphappy Hemporium. We are Slaphappy Hemporium, the brick and mortar heartbeat of Slaphappy Hemp Company and Slaphappy Beverage Company, right here in Rosebud, Missouri.

Founded by veterans Kara and John Grady, this place is built on faith, grit, humor, and the belief that you should know your farmer, know your food, and know your relief. Every hemp product that carries our name starts in our own soil, passes through our own hands, and is tested before it ever hits your hands. Transparency is not a marketing gimmick for us, it is how we live.

What It Is

We built this place like we have built everything, from the ground up with muddy boots and calloused hands. Out here in the middle of Missouri, folks and ideas meet the way rivers do, mixing and changing each other, becoming something new. That mix is what fills the Hemporium.

It is not just our products on the shelves. It is the work of neighbors, fellow veterans, and Missouri makers we trust. It is conversations that jump from farm talk to state politics to a favorite strain. It is the current you feel when people and purpose share the same space.

What You Will Find Inside

From Our Farm:

• Mellocello™ hemp infused beverage
• Dolor pain tinctures
• Felix Folia premium hemp infused olive oil
• Pax Centurion and Shield Maiden salves
• Craft flower and seasonal harvest specials

Everything Hemp:

• Hemp textiles including towels, clothes, yoga matts, and tote bags
• Hemp rope and cordage in multiple gauges for practical use or display
• Hemp soaps and body care
• Hemp infused coffee and teas from Willie Nelson
• Hemp gummies, concentrate, flower, prerolls disposables and more
• Hemp infused beverages including local craft brands Hemp protein powder, hemp seed oil, hemp hearts for cooking or smoothies

Missouri Made and Grown Room:

• Lavendel Dame Lavender Farm, farm fresh lavender goods
• Local Pottery, handcrafted pieces from two Missouri potters
• Veteran Made Leather Goods, built to last and made by one of our own
• Sassy Succulents with whimsical planters
• Seasonal and rotating goods from other Missouri farmers, makers, and artists

Not Just a Store, A Cause

Slaphappy Hemporium is the front line in our fight for common sense hemp laws and small farmer survival. We push back against the corporate weed lobby and government overreach that tries to make federally legal hemp products illegal. We are loud about age gating, testing, and keeping products safe, and louder about running off the bad actors who give hemp a bad name.

Since 2022, A Thousand Ripples has put over 27,386 grams of cannabinoid therapies into the hands of veterans and cancer patients, all free, all shipped on our dime, all done with privacy and dignity. Every time you buy from Slaphappy Hemporium you are not just making a purchase, you are fueling a mission, you are standing with us in the fight for relief, for life, and for the people who gave this country everything they had. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.

Come for the Hemp, Stay for the Porch

The Hemporium is a conversation pit with a cash register, a place to swap stories, sip a hemp drink, and breathe in the Rosebud air from our Smokedeck. While you are here, meet our neighbors, because building this town’s economy is part of building our own.

You will come back because the Hemporium is not just a store. It is where hemp meets community, where every product has a story and the grower or maker stands behind it, where you leave with more than what you brought to the counter. And if you are here to push bad laws, you can turn that car around before it hits the lot.

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